we didn't do nothin wrong

BAD THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO ME IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS:

- MY HEADLIGHT FELL OUT OF MY CAR. THE WHOLE BIG HEADLIGHT SOCKET.

AT LEAST $80

- I GOT DOORED WHILST RIDING MY BIKE. FELL, GOT BRUISED, BENT MY WHEEL, GOT SCARED TO RIDE MY BIKE. NEED HELMET--

$50

- LOST MY FREAKING IPHONE

WHAT LIKE $300?

- GOT YELLED AT TWICE FOR PARKING "TOO CLOSE" TO POOR PARKERS' CARS

- FELL OUT WITH SOMEONE IMPORTANT, HEARTWRENCHING CONVERSATIONS

- APPARENTLY GOT A PARKING TICKET, BUT THERE WAS NO TICKET ON MY CAR

$36

OH WOE IS MEEE